me: i think it's time we have the talk
my future children: aw mom
me: when two people love each other very much
me: that means they are shippable
me: and if you yourself find them endearing to a level of emotional attachment
me: they are known as an "otp"
idiotblogger: The Kids Choice Awards is a perfect example of why there is an age requirement to vote
theatomicboom: omg can we just appreciate these tributes outfits like district 1 are vegas dancers and district 2 thinks they’re in gladiator and district 3 is something out of a lady gaga video district 4, well, it could be worse case in point, see district 5 what the fuck district 6 district 7 and their origami i’m so sorry district 8 is the boy tribute from 9...
idiotblogger: I’m sick of following a million deleted blogs, it’s like carrying around dead bodies