May 2012
buttforce:
And the Lord GOD said unto the Serpent
“ur blog isn’t even quality wow pastel grunge um r u serious lol :)) im unfollowing u”
i ain’t sayin’ she a gold-digger, but she did move to Ballarat in 1854
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Went to FF.net for some good time reading
pixelnoton:
>go to the games section
>looking through titles
>wait a minute
Teacher: Schools almost over
Teacher: and this is crazy
Teacher: but here's three projects
Teacher: due friday
tumblr: 1 note
me: omg
tumblr: you posted this
Dear every manufacturer of women's clothing, ever:
dobbaaa:
fivelettered:
gothiccharmschool:
Faux pockets are an abomination. If you’re going to bother putting pocket flaps on something, add the G-d damn pockets.
No love,
Jilli
DEAR GOD THIS IS A GOOD POST!
faux pockets are EVIL
I HAVE SHIT TO CARRY IN MY POCKETS DAMNIT
Whoever made faux pockets:
I hope you really need to shove your phone in your pants- but you can’t.
ALSO. THE...
I really hate it when men refer to caring for...
caffeinatedfeminist:
No, it’s your child too.
You do not get a special present for taking care of the life you helped create.
So I had no voice at work today, and since I work...
disney-garden:
I had a little note pad, in which I wrote, “Can’t speak, Ursula the Sea Witch stole my voice! But I’m happy to assist you!”
And a little girl came up to me, read my notepad, grabbed my hand, and dragged me all around the store,
asking random guys if they’d like to be my “true love” so I can get my voice back and stay human.
…it was the most adorable, awkward situation I had...
mom: why is there a hispanic man scaling our balcony with a tool belt on
me: i am juliet
me: and he is my romeo
mom:
me: no, i'm just kidding please call the cops
This is capitalism →
political-linguaphile:
“The Four Companies That Control the 147 Companies That Own Everything”. Scary article. Scarier reality.
